Thursday, May 31, 2012

Parking Garage Ettiquette

How to get assistance in a parking garage from Security in 30 minutes flat:

1. Do not take note of the level you parked on.
2. Make sure the parking garage is tiered, allowing sound to bounce from one area to another.
3. Randomly chose a floor to start looking
4. After a few minutes, depress the panic button on your vehicle
5. This is where the acoustics come in to play... Continue to depress the panic button and follow the sound.
6. As the sound bounces, you will lose your bearings and become more confused.
7. Repeat steps 3 through 5 until security asks if they can be of assistance.



Really, I found my car within a few minutes. I had spent the last 48 hours in the ER of a hospital. The light of day had not come near my being in two days. Parking was the least of my worries when I entered the hospital. Human kindness and assistance would have greatly assisted me that day. I now park on the top level of every parking garage I enter. One less detail to remember. 

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