New Shears and Poor Lighting ~ Another Cautionary tale

The following conversation took place in February. The incident still follows John today:

John unknowingly went work like this today. What's worse: John looking like this at work or him relying on my judgment @ 7 am, in poor lighting conditions, no glasses and less than one cup of coffee, Ooops!

MW     ~          Oh MY MY...that's why I don't cut my husband’s hair anymore! lol

Me:      ~          I didn't cut it. He did this to himself. I will gladly allow him to go to a professional to take care of his hair. He had to shave it all the way down to the scalp. It's still funny as hell. He had no idea.....

MW:    ~          Oh no! Lol, so you looked at it and said...ya, it's ok :)

Me:      ~          Yes, I did. He didn't turn around. In my defense, I was standing by the bed and he was in the bathroom..... Maybe 15 feet away....

MW:    ~          Lol.

TL:      ~          When did John start cancer treatment? Lol. Damn, I cut my own hair and I can manage to make it look perfect. From now on, keep the shears away from him.

ME:     ~          The shears were new & he hadn't used them before, except for last night when he was trimming his goatee. As for his goatee.... John now has a wicked overgrown 5 o'clock shadow where the ghost of goatee's past used to be. He no longer has hair. We shaved it with a razor. There was no other fix.

KA:     ~          Hmmm is all I have to say..... )o0

TL:      ~          That is totally fixable

Me:      ~          Wrong tense. That WAS totally fixable. It is fixed, don't get me wrong, possibly not the best fix, but it is still fixed ;D

TL       ~          I'm living in the past.

AE:      ~          Ha ha. He is lucky he isn’t married to me. I would have let him go to work like that with me knowing.

Me:      ~          ‎I probably would have, if I would have noticed it. The only problem would have been keeping from laughing and cluing him in to something going on.

CG       ~          Fucking dumb fuck. I love it.

Me:      ~          ‎ I couldn't have said it better myself. Top that with the fact that he had administrative meetings and the hits just keep on coming.

AG:     ~          I think he looks fabulous

John:    ~          Thank you... it's nice to see that someone notices style when they see it...lol

AG:     ~          Of course I do. I also remember all the stylish things you used to do to my bangs when I was a child, lol.

John:    ~          All the practice I had on your hair has finally paid off... this is how we ROLL in Safford.

Fortunately, this isn’t really how we roll in Safford, just how John rolls. May as well go with it.